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The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021
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The police, also sometimes used as an insult that makes no sense
Peter: John, please leave us alone.
John: Whatever screw you guys, ya jakes.
Peter: God I hate that guy.
by kory52 April 22, 2015
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jakesnook

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That jakesnook, yeah he’s a reseller
by Absolute Don January 31, 2018
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Jakeson

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the gay relationship,or sex and marriage of Jake McGeorge and Jason willis
those guys are so jakeson its weird
by yourmomsaknobshiner July 7, 2015
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jakes opinion

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thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).
jake-"i win these love battles so easily"

(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
by yourmuff<3 February 20, 2011
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Jakesica

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A person who's license describes him as a female also has a mexican stash on his face. He never listens to his daddy and has a hard time pee-ing under stress and pressure. Fails most school test. A very troubled individual when it comes to intellectual thought processing.
Daddy: "Who's your daddy jake,"

Jakesica: "Daniel's my daddy"

Person: "Jakesica what are you gay"
Jakesica: "what are you an indian.."
by Daddy daniel June 10, 2011
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this person is an awesome person and he has so many friends and he loves a girl that broke up with him for no reason and he loves bali and cutlets
i jakesloane15 love lamb cutlets and love balia and a girl and i listen to apologize and he loves chickens
by jakesloane_15 June 10, 2013
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