Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea
by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019
Get the Jake mug.Put your sunglasses on! Cuz it's about to get HOT! Jake is a tall, relatively hunky, Australian teenage boy, he has brown hair and fair skin. He might be a bit of an arse by telling a 7th grader to "MOVE" out of a seat, but he is overall an amazing guy.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.
M: OMG GUYS ITS JAKE!
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and then points it out himself.
"Ur soooooo funny"-"yes that was saracsm"
"Ur soooooo funny"-"yes that was saracsm"
by Ada2544 May 28, 2019
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Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and points it out himself.
"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"
Makes enemies outta nowhere.
Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.
Anyway
#stanJake
"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"
Makes enemies outta nowhere.
Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.
Anyway
#stanJake
by Ada2544 May 28, 2019
Get the Jake mug.Jake is an extremely kind, genuine guy with the best intentions for all of his friends and girls in his life. He is loyal, trustworthy and has the utmost respect for woman and knows how to make a girl smile. Jake has nice blue eyes with light brown hair with a smile that lights up the room. He can be the most chill guy until his family, friends or girl is disrespected then he’ll give those people hell. You wouldn’t wanna mess with a Jake.
Girl 1- hey did you see that Jake guy over their giving those guys the beat down?!!
Girl 2- yeah I’d feel bad for anyone who crossed him. He always has his friends backs!
Girl 2- yeah I’d feel bad for anyone who crossed him. He always has his friends backs!
by Bigballzzzzz May 30, 2019
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Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.
by Varmint110 August 24, 2019
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