The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021
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John: Whatever screw you guys, ya jakes.
Peter: God I hate that guy.
John: Whatever screw you guys, ya jakes.
Peter: God I hate that guy.
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(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
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Daddy: "Who's your daddy jake,"
Jakesica: "Daniel's my daddy"
Person: "Jakesica what are you gay"
Jakesica: "what are you an indian.."
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Person: "Jakesica what are you gay"
Jakesica: "what are you an indian.."
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