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Jail Horse

Bob: I can't believe this zoo doesn't have any jail horses in it, this sucks.
John: What's a jail horse?
Bob: A zebra.
by BM255 November 22, 2019
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geography jail

Getting canned in Wallu’s class for pabbin out which results in Geography Jail
I heard Wallu canned ur ass for pabbin out.”

“Yea I got sent to Geography Jail”
by JBhatts December 24, 2022
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Hippie jail

When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth
Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?

Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.
by DcDavis August 25, 2019
mugGet the Hippie jailmug.

jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.
'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'
by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018
mugGet the jail poniesmug.

jail nut

A jail nut is when a man has been locked up for a significant amount of time,
resulting in him busting a fat nut as soon as he returns home.
"Man I just busted a fatass jail nut and now I think my lady is pregnant!"
by Jade Wyld October 4, 2017
mugGet the jail nutmug.

jail break

when a large group of black people are walking together or rolling deep
EX: "lunch time" : ohh god All the black people are coming "JAIL BREAK!"
by niggasukadick December 22, 2009
mugGet the jail breakmug.

Facebook Jail

Putting someone in 'facebook jail' refers to hiding their status updates b/c they (a) annoy you or (b) really fuckin' annoy you. This has no bearing on how you feel about the person, only how you feel about their thoughts contaminating your news feed. Okay, maybe it has a little bearing on what you think of the person, and whether or not it was smart to add them in the first place.
Homie, you are one step away from being put in facebook jail. Your status updates are fucking retarded.
by Seraph Belmont September 14, 2011
mugGet the Facebook Jailmug.

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