Gentleman’s Jacket

The placing of several sheets of paper into the toilet bowl pre-release of bum soil, thus softening the impact and noise.

Sometimes used in public toilets/ toilets.

I knew it was going to explode everywhere so I laid down a gentleman’s jacket first.

by PrideinBottle August 8, 2020

lip jacket

a moustache

He's got a very nice lip jacket goin' on.

by Grubbyandjody June 24, 2015

monkey jacket

denim jacket

Junior looked pathetic in his dirty monkey jacket as he took his sister to the race.

by Whitelitenun March 5, 2019

Gravel Jacket

the art of sodomizing a young chapette or chap with the shits whilst doing reverse cowgirl before pulling out so they can proceed to pebble dash your upper body

"dude she was such a kinky bitch she gave me a gravel jacket, on curried sprouts night!!!"

by Linkypops January 11, 2012

Jacket Ghost

When you walk past a hanging jacket, coat or similar object hanging and mistake it for a person, most often making you jump in fright.

"Last night I punched my coat rack."
"What the hell?!"
"Jacket Ghost."

by LilPear December 2, 2013

jacket-napping

When you forcefully put a jacket on a person and force them to put one 1 arm through the sleeve then drag them away with all your power

person 1: oh hi you're looking pretty cold let me give you my jacket
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what

person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME

by national person September 28, 2021

baggy jacket

A large foreskin caused by having an enormous penis

That guy has an enormous penis. I wonder if he needs to hang his baggy jacket out to dry after sex.

by Taylortronics January 31, 2020