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Island Crows

The 'Island crows', also just 'the crows', or 'they crows', is the name given locally to The Island Independents, a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.

They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.
Island resident: Those bloody Island crows they were elected on committee governance and when voted in abandoned that promise.

Island resident's cousins: Darn crows, zed ut jest for the zoozay the despurd whiffling wastrils

Island resident: What?

Island resident's cousins: fellur urd be stark-steyrun mad to vote for they crows
by Shrauver October 21, 2013
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Island green

On traffic light: the first 5 seconds of the red light.
K. Arsenault: " He run them over like bowling pins."
J. Arsenault: "Well, they should have known better than crossing on Island green."
by sashalav April 29, 2019
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Islamosteria

Islamosteria is a violent mob reaction to something considered blasphemous. It generally happens in the Muslim world.
Islamosteria was responsible for many deaths following the publishing of cartoons depicting Mohammed.
by msjilted June 5, 2019
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islamistpaki

former rightwingpaki, he is a certified islamist and soyboy slayer with an IQ over 10 (obviously), who makes aesthetically pleasing islamic content on social platform Instagram.
Random Floorless Girl: Hey, those are nice edits who made them?
Tonlha: islamistpaki did, he is the master of editing.
Random Floorless Girl: How will you thank him?
Tonlha: By unfollowing him obviously!
by anjerywojak1 October 17, 2020
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Sandusky Island

1) When left in a vulnerable position with a creeper lurking

2) When a community or person is alienated after getting owned, doing something stupid or is just a loser.
New York was stranded on Sandusky Island when Sidney Crosby came back.
by Hustla Da Rabbit December 3, 2011
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retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard
i am officially on retarded island after that blunt
by evan martin123 May 2, 2018
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Study Island

All lazy teachers use this website to give kids an over excessive amount of homework that will take about 3 hours of their life away each day

In simple turns Study Island is suicide fuel.
Jim: Hey Mike did you finish the Study Island?
Mike: Yeah, I got 90% for all ten...
Jim: 10??? *Commits Not Living*
Mike: *visits grave* ...They were due next monday.
by Ben_Dover_420 September 19, 2018
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