something that everyone uses all day long. it is very sad if you are not on it all the time. the iPhone will one day take over the world and will destroy the humans on the planet earth
by bigjose November 22, 2018
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by The iPhone Guy August 3, 2019
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dude, i was in class looking at the new apps and when i saw one anout world of warcraft, i totally got a iphoner in class.
by Paul Hoffmann February 4, 2009
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by Schyby June 3, 2009
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Man, I saw this chick at the bar, she was Team iPhone!
Man, I saw this chick at the bar, she was Team iPhone!
by YoungMarshian April 22, 2013
Get the Team iPhone mug.An acute condition which renders the sufferer incapable of remembering why he or she unlocked their iPhone, even when this was done as little as one or two seconds previously.
It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.
It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.
She: Why didn't you pay the credit card bill?
He: I was going to but when I looked at my phone, I saw five new emails, which I had to read, and a missed Skype call, which I had to return … and then I forgot what I was supposed to do. Sorry, I think I've got iPhone Blindness.
He: I was going to but when I looked at my phone, I saw five new emails, which I had to read, and a missed Skype call, which I had to return … and then I forgot what I was supposed to do. Sorry, I think I've got iPhone Blindness.
by Simon2072 February 1, 2013
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