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impossible gift circuit

A gift item is in such poor taste that the receiver can never publicly use it, so the only value he gets out of the gift is to re-gift it to someone who will think it's funny, and it eventually works it way back to the original gifter.

This is a variation of the bad gift circuit, where the bad gift goes back and forth. That usually happens with two people, usually brothers who give back and forth the same hankerchief every year at Christmas. Bad gifts are not as likely to pass through a larger amount of people. Someone will keep the gift. But an impossible gift keeps moving.

Variation: "Impossible Gift Club" there is an undefined comaraderie among the people who have once owned the gift. They all privately think it is funny. But it is in in such poor taste that it is the humor that dare not speak its name.

Once the impossible gift has gone one full circuit, the original gifter gives it again to his first recipient, and the circuit continues with each receipient knowing they are part of a group of people who appreciate truly bad taste.
The original gift is a T shirt which says:

CALM DOWN!

Don't Turn a Rape Into a Murder

Some people will privately think that's funny, but they can't wear it publicly. No way.

So if Johnny gives it to Hank. Hank will say "Wow. That's sick. Some T shirts try to be sick, saying things like 'I got drunk on Spring Break and won a wet T shirt contest' but this is really sick. I wish could wear it, but I'll get in trouble. It's impossible to use. So it will just sit in my drawer."
Johnny says: "You can give it someone else as a present."
So the T shirt is gifted and regifted but never worn. Eventually someone gifts the shirt to Johnny, the original gifter. It has gone full impossible gift circuit. It will happen.

And so they have defined the "Impossible Gift Club"
by HotSummer1968 September 21, 2009
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the mission impossible

When someone keeps going after swallowing all of the cock, and throws the balls in as well. Named for those movies featuring King of the Dickheads, Tom Cruise.
Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible?
by ilikeeatingbrains October 1, 2014
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Imposter Troll

A troll who tries to impersonate a celebrity or other well known people. This can range from celebrities or just famous people amongst a small community.

These people are often just annoying, they also have a tendency to make fun of the celebrity they are impersonating.
ImposterTroll: Hello everyone I am Brad Pit and I would like to tell how much all of you suck!

Unit7: Crap another Imposter Troll. :(

Bradpitluver44: OMG ITS BRAD PIT! WOOT!! MARRY ME?!?

Imposter Troll: Sure, I would love to be the father of your first born.
by Unit7 May 11, 2009
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Imposter

The Astronaut who sabotages the ship in Among Us. There can be from 1 to 3 Imposters in a game. The crewmates have to figure it out. The Imposters can use the vent (known as venting) and kill someone
Red: Where?
Black: Red is the Imposter
Red: NOOOO!
Red is not the imposter
by Red Sus September 17, 2020
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imposter is sus

It is when a vending machine gets with some of the snacks and starts eating too many mnms and spits them out on the street and the hey hit people in the eye and they turn into a sussy Baka and are very hostile and dangerous. These sussy bakas eventually turn into imposters. You can also turn into an imposter by screaming sus at the top of your lungs at 3:00 am in the morning.
Bro I accidentally screamed sus at the top of my lungs at 3:00 in the morning!
NO PLEASE DONT TURN INTO IMPOSTER
I don't think I wi- (turns into imposter) sAy yOu aRE mY bAKa!!!!!!!!!!
(That is what imposter is sus would say)
by Kitkatloverman May 10, 2021
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when imposter isn't sus

when the imposter isn't sus...................oh well
man1: HEY DUDE when imposter isn't sus
man2: ._.
man1: ._.
man2: delete my number you have wasted so much of my time
by Fricken Yeet April 24, 2021
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Sussy Imposter

So basically if ur being sus and ur an imposter, ur a sussy imposter get it?? HAHAHHAAH SO FUNNY
by ooja ooja April 7, 2021
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