Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.

"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"

by StockyTurd November 29, 2017

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4th-impacticitis

A new virus that has infected millions of people around the world. Symptoms include watching 4th Impact YouTube videos over & over again, checking every 2 minutes for news updates in the internet, tweeting all day and all night, insomnia, brain fog, laughing & crying at the same time, etc. No known cure at this time. Research studies are ongoing to find a cure for this disease.

Boss: Ann Anne, what is going on, why r u always tired ? And ur coming to work late everyday? Me: I'm sick. I have 4th-impacticitis.

by Ann Anne October 14, 2016

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Impact sedation

when you knock somebody out by blunt force trauma.

I had to stop their stupidity by impact sedation.

by Thorag the Invincible February 9, 2020

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Pulling a Genshin Impact

The act of creating a character that is canonically above the age of consent, but has the appearance of a minor that is identifiable by many.

"I swear to god. That fucking character right there? That shit's straight up pulling a Genshin Impact."
"Holy shit, why do they look so young?"
"Yeah, you can't tell me that's not a fucking minor. That shit's seriously on Rule34?"
"Yeah, that's pretty appalling, ngl."

by flatulencenuggets December 28, 2023

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