illipino

One of Filipino/Pilipino origin from the Bay Area California who gets hyphy.

An Ill Filipino!

Did you see that guy turfing?

Thats an illipino!

by Jordan S. From the YAY AREA February 27, 2009

Illiterate Bastards

The following article has been formatted to be readable by all whom this term applies to, with links to definitions conveniently placed for easy access to those hard-to-understand long words.

A term comprised of the English words illiterate(not able to read or write) and bastard(one not knowing their biological father). It started circulation when literate people referred to those unable to read or write properly in a derrogatory way.

People whom this term refers to can be easily identified in the way they speak, write, read, and type. Symtoms include lack of capitalization in writing or typing, constant abbreviations of words like "you" and "people" in writing or typing, inability to convey coherent thought in any form of writing or speaking, inability to read with a steady flow, inability to discern the difference between misspelled or similar words, and the list goes on and on.

Many of these people "hang out" on the internet, where they are immediately recognizable by the way they type, such as shortening of small words, malusage of the shift key, and constant usage of incoherent terms not recognized nationally as part of the English language.

An estimated 75% of all Americans are said to not be able to properly define what grammar is. In this author's opnion, it is sad that so many people cannot even properly use their own adopted dialect.

Many times you will see bastards using terms such as "ppl," "u," or "omFg!!1111111111111" on the internet.

by The National Society of Anti-Illiteracy on the Web September 28, 2004

Highland Park Illinois

Highland Park is way beyond rich and wealthy. The reality is worse than movies. Girls walk around with outfits that cost more than some people's salaries. Everyone has houses in places where you can't even dream of going too. It's part of the North Shore chain, and just as bad as Highland Park, Texas. The town is a fantasy, the people are gorgeous, the cars are stunning, it's beyond imagination. Beyond all, the kids are snobs, stuck-up and full of themselves.

Highland Park Illinois is home of the rich and stuck up

by horsefly125 March 12, 2009

The Illinois Enema Bandit

Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.

The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose

by E to the C December 26, 2006

Joliet, Illinois

a midsized exurb/suburb of Chicago located 25 miles southwest of the city. Joliet is one of the fastest growng cities in the United States and is in Will County, which is also one of the fastest growing counties in the nation. Joliet, or "J-Town", is racially diverse and is known as a crime-ridden city, although the area has shown much improvement since the 1990's. nationwide Joliet is most known for its prisons, even sometimes known as "Prison City". It has at least 5 correctional institutions and maybe even more. of the ones i can remeber, there is: Stateville, Little Joliet(juvie d.o.c.), Big Joliet, River Valley, a Womens Prison, and the Will County Jail. The east side is generally known as the ghetto side and the west side is known as middle class, even though there are projects scattered across the west side. the city is old and looks like a solid city, referring to the brick, limestone, and steel construction af many of its buildings. there are murals and public art throughout the city and gives a nice contrast to the cold aspect of most of its architecture. many celebrities have grown up in joliet, including Jimmy Chamberlain(smashing pumpkins), Adrienne Curry(AmerNxtTopMdl), Lionel Richie, Andy Dick, Tom Thayer, and many others. Joliet can be summed up plainly as a gang infested, lower class city that most people are scared to even drive through, even though many areas of Chicago and its suburbs are much, much worse.

"I heard Joliet, Illinois is Ghetto, but i thought it was nice"

by 1houratatime April 30, 2009

illidan

Perhaps my favorite Warcraft III character. Illy is a semi-demon and the leader of the Naga. Seconds in command are Kael'Thas and Lady Vashj. I like to call them the Three Junkies.

C'mon, Illidan, it's just a flesh wound. It's not over yet. Get up and kill Arthas/Ner'Zhul or Kil'Jaeden is gonna want your ass.

by Melanie October 21, 2003

Darien, Illinois

There's not only a Darien in Connecticut, we exist too. Darien, Illinois is plainly considered 'the most boring place to live' by all of its teen-aged inhabitants. Ironically, the slogan of this little town is that it is a nice place to live. There may not be a lot to do but there is a whole lot of drugs and it's only a half hour from Chicago which is one of the greatest places ever besides the fact that more than half the year is winter. The most exciting thing that goes around is drugs, we are weed nation. If you're looking for a diverse town with its own LA, Darien is for you. Not only is it "racially diverse" but it ranges from rich to poor, preppy to whatever the opposite is. Along with that, if you're looking for a good time, Zero Gravity is nearby, so crack up that fake ID and go get wasted. The less socially inclusive kids do thrilling things such as see movies, and smoke weed at the many parks in the area. Definitely the best place on earth to get high and fuck shit up.

Darien, Connecticut: Ohai, we are so rich and perfect.

Darien, Illinois: Bitch please, we got some weed all up in here.

by weareweednation October 3, 2011