Ipod

1.Probably the status symbol of today's teen. If you don't have one, you are not cool. If you have one, you are cool. Personally, I think there are many better mp3 players of there, like, I dunno, the Creative Zen! Like many other people said, it will hold more songs than anyone will hear in their life. I think the new introduction of videos was, quite possibly, the dumbest thing ever invented. Why the hell would you watch full length movies on tiny little screens, when you can hook up, say, a Creative Zen, to the T.V. and watch your movies. No, Creative isn't paying me to say that, I just own one, and they are about 4,397 times better than an Ipod.

2. What everyone will call your mp3 player no matter what type it is.

1. <unpopular dude> WOAH DUDES!!!! I GOTS ME A NEW VIDEO IPOD!! AND GUESS WHAT!!! IT PLAYS VIDEOS!!! IT ONLY COSTEDEDED 5,000,000 U.S. DOLLARS!!! LOLROFl.
<popular dudes> WOAH MAN NOW YOU IS POPULAR COME AND SMOKE ROLLED UP PEICES OF PAPER WITH US BEHIND THE SCHOOL LOL CUZ OUR MOMMIES SAID WE COUDN'T HAVE CIGARETTES!! AND MY DAD SAID I COUDN'T STEAL HIS WHEN I ASKED IF I COULD!!!

<Smart dude> Idiots.

2.<formerly unpopular dude> HEY MANS IS THAT A IPOD!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!1111uno!!!11117

<Aformentioned smart dude> Um, no. It's called <insert and music player here>, and it's <ridiculous number> times better than your status symbo...sorry, Ipod.

by Sw0rdPh1sh October 18, 2006

Ipod Mega

A common boombox or stereo. A poor persons I pod.

Randy told us about his new Ipod, but when we showed up at his house we found out it was just an Ipod Mega.

Randy: Yo, come check out my new Ipod!

Dan: Shut up you homo, thats just an Ipod Mega.

by steve hintsala April 22, 2006

iPod Envy

The feeling which explains why everyone on this site bitches about iPods and iPod users. Also a trendy way to appear untrendy.

Girl: iPods suck!
Boy: Shut the fuck up. You have iPod Envy
Girl: okay

by spacedog January 8, 2006

ipod

A horrible invention that lets the user run around in circles to find their mtv-endorsed favorite song of the week. High points are freezing at the best times (ie, study hall, long car rides, etc.), ugly design, and hard to use operating system.

Oh em gee, I just gawt mah IPOD and it totallli rox0rxz. Mah frendie tuld me 2 buy 1 cuz she got 1 n she luvz it! Unly pr0blem iz dat it freezzzes sumtimes, but dats okie if i can listen 2 mah favorit musixcxz! YEAH LOLZ LINDSEY ALL DA WAY

by Proud owner of a Creative Zen May 22, 2005

ipod touch

a common type of currency among delinquints, potheads, and thieves, always stolen and sold within hours

"i have 3 ipod touches, about two hundred dollars"

by theydontlikeyou April 25, 2010

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 7, 2005

ipod

Hard drive mp3 player whose only pro is it's esthetic design. However, feature and accessory wise, it lacks. Other hard drive mp3 players such as the Iriver "H" series drive it to the ground, with features such as video playback, fm radio, digital recording via a built in mic etc.

OMG is that a new ipod?

errr... no this is an Iriver H320 which pisses all over the ipod.

by Mr.river May 13, 2005