hypercrite

A person whose actions are so counter to his words that he's gone beyond being just a hypocrite. This behavior has been exhibited in the wild most acutely by conservative Caucasian Homo sapiens.

A longtime advocate of traditional marriage and family values, the congressman was outed as a hypercrite after texting an explicit video to his contacts list of himself having sex with someone who was neither his wife nor of the opposite gender.

by Bart County Scrivener June 3, 2016

hypocrate

One of many human personalities, regardless of what politicians or activists say about each other.

"I'm a hypocrate a lot of times, though I hate to admit it."
-me

by Dave January 15, 2004

hypocrit

Someone who is critical of hyperactive people.

That girl chelsea is a hypocrit.

by MRG[NP] April 8, 2011

hypocrite

what they all said, except for the presidential definitions, becuase since there are definitions for both bush and kerry, then they would both be hypocrites for calling the other a hypocrite. in short, this isnt a presidential debate forum. shut the fu** up

"hey matt, do you like apple pie?"
"no, its gross"
"really? i love it"
"me too"

by that one kid that did that thing..... January 9, 2005

Hipocrite

Someone that says one thing but does another

Jessica:don’t hang out with Aubrey and Bella

Jessica,Kinsley,Gracie hang out with me and Bella

Jessica:don’t talk to me

Aubrey:Jessica is such a hipocrite

by Aubrey_3013 April 9, 2019

hypocritic oath

What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.

I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P

by QuacksO June 2, 2021

hypocrite

A person who defends both sides of an argument when it suits their needs, and to further their petty agendas.

Jeneane about Hollywood dissent 2003 "There has been so many inappropriate responses to dissent which is the most patriotic thing you can do and the First Amendment guarantees everyone's right to speak out."

Jeneane about the Tea Party movement "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up"

"Did someone say hypocrite?"

by archimedes3.14 February 10, 2010