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humblebrag

When you use a small complaint to really flatter yourself with major compliments
Gloria: "I was trying to save a drowning child but my GIANT boobs are just so huge that they fall out of my bathing suit and got in the way of my life saving efforts."

Me: "Poor baby! You and your GIANT boobs got in the way of saving a kid. What a great humblebrag."
by alwaysdancegrl95 September 3, 2014
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on a humble

taking a gamble on something or making a shot in the dark. Pursuing or pressing on in the face of uncertainty. To act on instinct, going with one's gut. reliance on luck or chance. Not based on fact.
Even though I was a stranger in a new town and did not know my way around, I followed the untrodden path on a humble.
by The Lexiteer January 2, 2010
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humbleflex

Similar to humblebrag, to humbleflex means to brag about how many guys/girls you have, how strong you are, or otherwise how awesome you obviously are, only to back off and say you were just kidding.
"Colby was braggin about how many girls flirted with him while he was lifeguarding."
"Yeah, he told me he was kidding though."
"Really?!"
"Yeah, he was just humbleflexing."
by 1pr0digy September 1, 2016
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hubble telescope

An unusally large aperatus for the project at hand. Generally used in the medical and/or scientific fields, though not always. Refers to the famous space telescope that allows Earth scientists to see the farthest reaches of this galaxy and others.

Is more and more used to describe unusally large objects in general.
Event: Kelly sees Jon using a arch welder to light his cigarette.

Kelly says, "Look at Jon using the hubble telescope over there"

Event: Sam was in need of a biopsy and the instrument the doctor used was very big.

Sam says, "I don't know why you need the hubble telescope to see it"

Event: Tara noticed that Larry had very large hands.

Tara says, "Best be keeping your hubble telescopes away from me"
by TamTamInTheBay October 1, 2006
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humble pie

the greatest live band of all time and also the starting point of legendary guitarist Peter Framton.
man1: hey man i just went to a humble pie concert
man2: Yeah? how was it.
man1: they blew my mind man!
by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005
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hirble jirble

People mumbling and jumbling. A name made on the spot when instantly and randomly asked for an alien name. Also famously used as name of alien in school assignment.
(scene) Classroom. Everybody is tense for essay test. the teacher hands out the tests. Instructions: read story and substitute name. Explain your choice.

You- "i can't think of a name! oh, i know! Hirble Jirble!
by Mariana Allisona January 1, 2011
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Hurdle Mills

smallest town ever located just outside of Roxboro North Carolina. Full of rednecks and country folk with some normal people. Do not come here it is the worst town ever.
Bob: Where do you live?
Fred: Hurdle Mills
Bob: Ohhh.....I think I have heard of it.
Fred: No you haven't it's not on the map.
by nyancatsnailbob April 29, 2012
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