hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.

example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!

by allaroundperfect August 23, 2006

Bum hump

A word that can be used in the place of butt fuck.

Man 1- your gay!
Man 2- I hope you get bum humped while you sleep!

by sethisgreen18 January 20, 2012

turkey hump

The sex post secondary students are excited to go home to on thanksgiving weekend. (As opposed to the popular term, turkey dump: breaking up with a significant other over thanksgiving weekend)

How was your thanksgiving weekend?

Pretty good, got that turkey hump.

by preciousfs November 29, 2015

Hummy Gummy

When a woman with no teeth gives a man a blowjob, while humming on his cock.

I went to my friend’s family’s thanksgiving dinner, her parents asked me to ask grandma if she wants some dessert. I went upstair s and asked her “dorris, would you like some dessert?” She said “No, but would you like a hummy gummy?” -DJ the barber

by DJ loves hummy gummys November 11, 2017

Hump Duke

When your hitting that pussy good and you are beating them guts so hard with your pumps she gotta take a shit after. Ya literally fuck her shit outta her.

I fucked Rachel so hard last night braaahhh she had to run take a hump duke as soon as I busted my nut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.

My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Donald Hump

An instance where Donald Trump engaged in debauchery.

Guy 1: I didn't know of that specific Donald Hump.

Guy 2: And there are so many more that I wish not to picture.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018