Dirty Humphrey

When you can't get any pussy because your name is Humphrey.

Daughter: You did me a Dirty Humphrey.
Dad: Sorry.

by TheDictioner April 25, 2020

humpy dance

"to do the humpy dance" means nothing more then doing it

(1) She did the humpy dance with the pool guy

(2) But at least he didnt make the humpy dance with this slut

by Guy Pawn June 11, 2006

Humpy Bumpy

The union of Mr & Mrs. Pickles. Sex, but somewhere between fucking & making love. Throughly pleasurable for both Mr Pickles & his missus.

"Pappy, humpy bumpy time?"

by mrs. pickles January 15, 2008

humpdy

means 100

2 humpdy = 200

by Paul Young November 19, 2003

Humpyspots

The act of making love but in a playful manner

Hey baby let me get some humpyspots
I got the humpyspots last night yo!

by Snackdawg July 5, 2004

humptybackswampmonster

Any really unattractive female

Hey mate look at that humptybackswampmonster *giggles like a child*

by Cas Carrigan January 17, 2008

humph face-ed

the dumbest face you can ever make. no expression or emotion what so ever.

-_____- but real life.. all the time...

"you look so good damn stupid.."
"..oh no i just humph face-ed you"
BOOO-YAAAAAHHH.

by bow chickaa wow wow March 5, 2012