Hookahpillar

A caterpillar who gives wise advice while smoking hookah from a bong atop a mushroom.

In the movie Alice in wonderland the caterpillar gives her advice and he smokes from a bong therefore he is hookahpillar :)

by fuelme:) March 9, 2010

Hooker Muffin Pie

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?

The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.

by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010

Hook and Shoot

The only way to formally address the boys. Sure, you’ve heard of a dap or even the G-Lock, but until you’ve executed the perfect Hook and Shoot you and said boy are not boys after all. Initiated by a slap of the hands which slides into a G-Lock. After this, the index finger is ‘shot out’ to represent the shoot after the primary hook. The handshake is concluded with a sturdy dap and a snap for good measure. Popularized by ya boy big E.

Bro I don’t want to see any of that weak dap shit around here. Lemme show you the Hook and Shoot.

by EWeiss September 14, 2019

Pintle Hook

When a man's Prince Albert piercing gets caught up on a woman's clit ring.

A guy goes to the doctor and says to him "Look doc, you're a man, I'm a man, let me explain something to you... I was on the business end of a pintle hook, is there anything you can do to help me out?"

by Jared Dreym August 9, 2009

Bionic Hooker

Often applied to a hooker that has restored function or enhanced abilities due to the integration of some artificial component or technology. It is not the same as a stuffed hooker, a prostitute that was so popular after her death that the pimp decided to stuff her, so that she would not rot.

Man1: Maria the harlot does the best handjobs ever! Man2: That is because her arm is artificial. She is a binoic hooker, you know? Man1: That explaines the inhuman cardio on that bitch. I have problems getting it hard and she rammed it for hours. There was two other guys getting services at the same time actually.

Woman: I wish Adam Jensen was real, and also a bionic hooker. He is so sexy!

by Nematodirus helvetianus June 23, 2015

attention hooker

Someone who basically does everything for attention.

Did you see Nils making such a big scene for losing his pen yesterday? What a "attention hooker"!

by OrkaMeNamnen October 20, 2020

Sandy Hook

A shot of amaretto with a scoop of creatine in it

Amaretto (28% abv for historical reasons) and creatine because it doesn’t dissolve and has a sand like texture in your mouth

Me: “I’ll have a sandy hook”
Bartender: “get the fuck out”

by Uhohitskaczagain July 23, 2021