homeschool

It's hell on earth. Basically your parents control every aspect of yout life. AHH!!!!!

homeschooler: What is sex?
Parent: A bad word! Don't ever say it again!!!
homeschooler: Oh Papa, im so very sorry! I will never speak of such thing again.

by the anti-homeschooled homeschooler July 14, 2007

homeskillets

friends.

"yo, whatup my homeskillets!"

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

homestar runner

A cool character off homestarrunner.com is white, wears a beanie, shirt w/ a star on it, and has no arms and is a terrific athlete. Borrows fondue sets and has a baseball bat headed girlfriend named marzipan.
Has a speech impediment and is annoying and funny all at the same time.

Flagrant error! I don't know what you did, but you sure messed it up you moron. Uh Oh! This does not look good for the homestarrunner.

by lazyassloser April 16, 2004

homeschool

A form of education that should be outlawed. Education by wannabe-teachers who are just parents with teacher textbooks and don't have a degree of any sort. The reason for homeschooling is probably to 'protect them' which is only going to screw them even more in the real world. Teaches no social skills.

"See that freak over there? She must've been raised by wolves!"

"I heard she was HOMESCHOOLED."

by Aerii October 9, 2008

www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html

The best site you'll ever go to is www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html. It features Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. :D Mainly Strong Bad though, checking his email.

www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html is my favorite website ever!

by Strong Bad April 14, 2003

Homeschooled

used to describe extremely intelligent, awkward, White Christian virgins who are unable to interact with other human beings due to lack of social exposure. (Usually end up being Olympians, Youth Pastors}, or Musicians)

Homeschooler: *recites entire Declaration of Independence*
Person 1: what's with him?
Person 2: He's homeschooled
Homeschooler: *starts singing School House Rock songs*

by Taffinderp March 9, 2018

Homestuck

A cult that will ruin your fucking life. Like it will literally rip your soul out of your body. Your wife Karen will leave you and take your kids. You'll end up living in your mom's attic again. Don't join Homestuck under any circumstances.

Jeff: Hey bro what are you doing?
Grumpus: Reading Homestuck.
Jeff: Oh wow! I fucking hate you now!
Grumpus: Saaaaaaame...

by Baggie is Laggy March 22, 2019