The most brilliant TV doctor ever. He is a genius on the TV medical drama House MD, and specializes in infectious diseases and nephrology. He has a team of doctors who work with him to solve rare cases, and he usually has an epiphany which saves the patients life at the end of each episode. He is mostly rude, stubborn, and doesn't like people besides his best friend Wilson. His sense of humor is crude, and hilarious. He doesn't follow the rules and does what ever the hell he wants.
Wilson: You really don't need to know everything about everybody.
Dr. House: I don't need to watch The OC, but it makes me happy.
Dr. House: I don't need to watch The OC, but it makes me happy.
by aajones December 31, 2011
Get the Dr. House mug.by Madpescado December 29, 2019
Get the Hype House mug.1. A politician who openly heckles, threatens or attacks the President of the United States on the House Floor during a joint session of Congress.
2. Any person who brazenly violates the code of civility and decorum of the U.S. House of Representatives, especially elected officials.
3. Rep. Joe Brown of South Carolina, who yelled "You lie!" at our first African-American President during his speech on health care to Congress on Sept. 9, 2009. (Brown's contention that the proposed health care reform bill would somehow insure illegal aliens was later deemed false on both FactCheck.org and Politifact.org.)
2. Any person who brazenly violates the code of civility and decorum of the U.S. House of Representatives, especially elected officials.
3. Rep. Joe Brown of South Carolina, who yelled "You lie!" at our first African-American President during his speech on health care to Congress on Sept. 9, 2009. (Brown's contention that the proposed health care reform bill would somehow insure illegal aliens was later deemed false on both FactCheck.org and Politifact.org.)
"Did you ever meet Joe Brown? He's that infamous House Heckler who called Obama a liar on the floor of Congress during a speech by the President."
by Peter Kobs September 10, 2009
Get the House Heckler mug."You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER
by Dmitri Strelnikov January 19, 2017
Get the You picked the wrong house, fool! mug.n. 1: The distinct doctrine, cause, or theroy of Dr. Gregory House.
2: Telling it like it is.
3: Extream, often critical, sarcasm.
2: Telling it like it is.
3: Extream, often critical, sarcasm.
Common House-ism phrases
"As the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'"
"This is Vicodin, it's mine. You can't have any."
Chase: The kid is missing.
House: Okay, you take Alpha Centuari, have Foreman check Tattooine, and have Cameron set up an intergalactic check piont. Of course if he went into hyper drive we'll never find him."
"As the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'"
"This is Vicodin, it's mine. You can't have any."
Chase: The kid is missing.
House: Okay, you take Alpha Centuari, have Foreman check Tattooine, and have Cameron set up an intergalactic check piont. Of course if he went into hyper drive we'll never find him."
by Robert House September 26, 2006
Get the House-ism mug.AKA Doom House 2000. The best film in the world ever!
Recently widowed Reginald P Linux moves into his new house only to be confronted by an odd-looking figurine. Afteer numerous attempts to remove said doll, it magically re-appears. Driven to the point of madness, Linux is greeted by a plain -clothes cop. On inspection of the house, the cop uncovers the most terrifying thing in the world...
Recently widowed Reginald P Linux moves into his new house only to be confronted by an odd-looking figurine. Afteer numerous attempts to remove said doll, it magically re-appears. Driven to the point of madness, Linux is greeted by a plain -clothes cop. On inspection of the house, the cop uncovers the most terrifying thing in the world...
by Tubgirl's Revenge May 14, 2004
Get the doom house mug.n. When a person is ordered under law to remain in their residence for a set period of time, usually as a lenient and far simpler alternative to prison. Travel and communications are commonly monitored and/or restricted by tracking devices and surveillance equipment.
by Anon-07 July 16, 2008
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