hobosexual

A gay dude with a cold.

"Yeah, it's true. I'm -achoo- a hobosexual."

by Lenses January 3, 2008

hooded sweatshirt

noun: an uncircumcised penis

John was once again dumped when she took a look at his hooded sweatshirt. The taste of smegma lingered in her mouth from the last debacle.

by Nathan and Aaron January 14, 2009

Hoboken

Any woman who is a Slut, Whore, Bitch, Crackhead or just plain out fucked up in the head.

"Wow, that girl is a Hoboken"

"Did you see that Hoboken? She wanted to fuck both of us."

"That bitch is a Hoboken! She asked if I had any Crack."

by Muzikal December 24, 2008

Hobosexual

One who becomes only aroused by the presence of a hobo. Can be either a woman or man, but can only be sexually attracted to a Hobo. Even if the Hobo is one dirty motherfucker, is missing a leg, and has scabies, a Hobosexual will still become aroused.

"Hey, Jim just came out of the trash can."
"You mean he's a Hobosexual now?"
"Yes, what a fucking weirdo"

by Brad Pitt September 12, 2008

hobosexual

A man or woman who possesses such loose standards that he or she will take even the dirtiest, most parasite-ridden fleabag home for the night.

"Did you see who Wendy picked up off the dance floor? I wouldn't even touch that with fireplace tongs."
"Are you kidding? He's exactly her type. She's a complete hobosexual."

by H.P.Liferaft October 1, 2006

Hoboken

N.
A City/Town in NJ where people still speak in the "Jersey Accent". Full of Italians and birthplace of the Amazingly talented Frank Sinatra.

You can get a crazy good cannolifrom Hoboken if you know where to look

by greencandle January 11, 2005

hobosexual

one who consummates the natural attraction all humans feel toward the homeless.

Can you believe those hobosexuals who volunteer down at the soup kitchen? They trade extra scoops of food for sexual favors.

Charlie brought that hobo who holds the door open at Popeye's to his sister's wedding. He's such a hobosexual.

by Doctor Exotik August 7, 2011