hesher

A washed up,greasy,skinny longhair. Known back in the 80's for chronic bike thievery, the stolen ten speed would be altered so the handle bars would sit upside down. Generally homophobic but are usually prone to turgid dick toking sessions on the sly.

The king of all heshers is the singer from "desensitized", a tired, shitty band of old washed up Victoria, BC heshers

Man, that hesher just rode up on my neigbor's bike and tried to sell me a chunk of black bubble gum. He called it "hosh".

by hater of heshers July 13, 2004

hesher

- person whose only goal in life is to rock out with his cock out. also known for quoting beavis and butthead and dressing like them. can be spotted in grade school playgrounds in the evening showing 8 yr olds how to olly and smoke their daddies cigarettes

beavis, butthead, mullethead

by dave January 18, 2005

heshen

Massive sheet of woven material used to cover holes, such as car windows or in place of walls. Very cheap solution, and some use it for permenent shelter. The Jersen is a prime example.

The head's car window had to be replaced by heshen

by Pascal2 October 24, 2006

hershey kiss

Fecal matter found on the tip of the penis upon withdrawing it from your partner's anus.

Phil pulled out of Dave and looked down to discover a hershey kiss on the tip of his penis.

by Booman01 May 6, 2010

Herschel Walker

A Retarded GOP puppet.

Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr

by Doqtor_tue June 7, 2022

heshen

Common misspelling of the word 'hessian' - a coarse woven material often used for making bags. Referred to as 'burlap' in the US.

I bought 10 kilograms of potatoes in a heshen (hessian) bag.

by Ballig February 12, 2009

hershey's chocolate bar

Eating out a man while he shits.

Yo dawg, I just gave Jon a hershey's chocolate bar!

by dustin wachachoco October 29, 2007