harambillion

A number that is higher than the grains of sand in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Sahara Deserts

Damn bro we have over a harambillion toenails on the floor.

by RkoIsLife1738 January 5, 2017

Uncle Harambe

When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.

I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

O'Hare

He's just one of you, he lives here in Thneedville tooooooooo. *ding* The things you say just might be true, it may be time to start anew, and maybe change mah point of view...
NAH! I SAY LET IT DIE! LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE, LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND c'mon who's with me, huh?

YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG!

You don't know me, but my name's Sai. I'm just the O'hare delivery guy. But it seems like trees might be worth a try, so I say, let it Ġ̶̢̛̝͔͓̙̜̥̙̺̳͈̬̩̺͖͎̫̣̩͍͉̜̭͕̫̲͙̣̥̰͙̜͈͐̔͋̋̈́̓̅̌̀͜ͅṘ̶̢̧̛̛̠̭̺͔͇̙̭̣̝̻̪̰̝̞̝̱̹̙͙͙͇̳̮̠̟̞̙͍̤͈̟͐̾̓̎͋̽̌̈́͛́̿͛̈́̓̚͜͜͠͝O ̡̨̜̙͕͕̹̼̱͕̺͖̭̯͚̂̿͐̌̂͆̓͂͆̀͊͊̐͒̈́̒̓̌͘W̴̛̛̛̲̮̖̘͇͔̺̳̯͉̔̓͌͌̆̆̓̽̄͛̂͗̽́̔͗͛̏̔͒̒̈͂͋͐̽̽̀̽̊̓̈́͘͝͝ͅ

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Haram

that which Allah and the Prophet have completely and specifically forbidden. Engaging in an act that is Haram (i.e. eating food like pork, drinking alcohol, having sex outside of marriage)

Inviting Calvin to Black Angus is haram.

by archkk October 18, 2008

O'Hare Dare

When you try to fly to or from Chicago O'Hare airport without getting delayed.

Tom - "Dude where are you right now"
Mike- "I'm still stuck in Chicago. Delayed 4 hours."
Tom - "You should have known better than to gamble on the O'Hare Dare!"

by 1mpossible April 9, 2009

Haram Police

Muslims who will judge you and criticize every single thing you do even if it’s unnecessary. These muslims typically tend to call themselves “super religious” or “follower of the right path of Islam” these types of Muslims think they’re obligated to judge you and change your habits like they’re Allah themselves. They use the phrase “I’m not judging you, I’m guiding you.” To get away with harsh criticism. When proven wrong they either say “Astagfirallah” or “may Allah guide you”

Haram Police Officer #1: “Sister why is your ankles showing? ASTAGHFIRALLAH!”
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?

by BigDaddyDagger November 30, 2020

Harambe

The God of all memes and everything in the world. RIP HARAMBE.

Harambe is life

by Potatosmileyface September 8, 2016