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hamster hoarding

Stealing food from a love interest,

Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying

Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory

And steals nourishment from loved ones
He is hamster hoarding hard on her.
This guy won't stop hamster hoarding me.
by KmLK philosopher May 1, 2018
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Hamster

An adult female hockey player who likes to play exclusively on men’s teams. Usually the “Hamster” creates a lot of issues with the other players’ wives and she creates awkward locker room scenarios.
Hamster played for us last night, it was the only time Tony kept his fucking mouth shut.

Hamster burrowed her way into the dressing room last game, thought Angelo was going to pitch a tent.

Dude, Matt told his wife that Hamster played last night. My wife was so pissed.
by TBels October 2, 2019
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Hamsterassphobia

Hamsterassphobia is the fear of a hamster eating you from the inside. This can happen when you’re peeing and the hamster comes from the toilet, entering to your ass and start to eat you from the inside.
X: how did he die?
Y: he died of Hamsterassphobia
by therealDM December 9, 2020
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Hamsterwheeling

1) doing something pointless but still having a good time

2) working really hard at something but not getting anywhere
1) “I’ve been watching videos of things in slow motion for hours now, sure the day is gone, but I don’t mind hamsteerwheeling.”
2) “I’ve been working the same job for years and haven’t been promoted, I feel like I’m hamsterwheeling here.”
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hamter

the spelling of hamster for people that can't type
person 1: what's the hamster from that one show
person 2: the wonder pets hamter?
person 1: whats a hamter
person 2: oh i meant hamster, i just can't type
by personone July 19, 2021
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Hampter

A particularly derpy or chubby and fluffy hamster .
Haha , look at that hampter holding a suitcase.
by William548 November 21, 2021
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Hamster

A warm potato with fur.
"Hey look at that fat Hamster"
by iugbuh January 25, 2022
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