haydan

a jerk. he may be good-looking but hes a total jerk. haydan if ur seeing this, fuck you.

girl 1: omg i think i like haydan
girl 2: nah u shldnt hes a total jerk and a player
girl1: what? idc.

*1 yr later*

girl 1: WAAAAA HE WAS PLAYING WITH ME
girl 2: i told u so

by emmaaaaaaa_1 November 2, 2023

hamdaan

a man like hamdaan cheats on his exams and gets caught on cctv. Nonetheless he's scraped a good honest life and is managing to power through geography a level. as a gujarati, naturally he eats pistachio kulfi and lentils everyday. Hence his trapper name hamDhaal chawal, which is ironic as he has never cooked dhaal a day in his life. But we must give him leeway as he is a male and also a middle child. Not only does he suffer from this, but also stockholm syndrome he is a victim of Bolton, trapped.

it pains me to remember that he is a die hard man united supporter but there is always hope. make sure to cashapp £asalin315 to donate to a good cause and help a man like hamdaan. i know that there's a decent man in there, somewhere. bless his soul

His favourite artist is ayesha erotica and he spends his time losing at chess. hamdaan thinks he's bobby fischer but he's just not. he is also fluent in toki pona.

'wow is that hamdaan?? as in THE hamdhaal chawwal??? he must be so leng i heard he has a 20 inch rambo and supports man u and wears pristine thobes'
' dont' get excited i heard hamdaan is 5'6 with airforces on.'

by asalin315 December 28, 2023

Hamyansh

Very moye moye person who is very chaprii and and roams with more chapri people

Hi hamyansh kaisa hai tu mujhe jaanta hai👻

by Griecsgekebe November 22, 2023

hamyan

Hamyan in arabic means horny, but the literal meaning is “heated”

That hot chick made me hamyan

by Notmyrealnamebro__ March 10, 2024

Hamdhan

Hamdhan is a very very wonderful person who is loyal, kind, handsome, and cool

Girl 1 : Omg my bf is so Hamdhan
Girl 2 : You're soo lucky

by Reallifepoopoohead September 10, 2025

madison hamand!

A short little fuck, who takes dick up the butt and will let you put cake in there to.

Madison: If you buy me chocolate cake, I’ll let you shove it up my ass.

Person: *buying cake* are you ready for my cake dick “Madison hamand!”

by DykeCAKEbitch666 October 21, 2018

Ms Haldane

Old hag, has been around since the start of time. Haunted by the ancient Egyptian god NAHONE. Seen history first hand. Learnt math in hieroglyphics and is VERY patient. Many people look up to her and even has a clone ‘B-etc Ms Haldane’. Assumes every thing is scooby snacks.

‘NAHOME STOP WITH THE SILLINESS’ said Ms Haldane in a infuriated tone.

by Ms Haldane December 17, 2018