1. To almost grasp/grab something.
2. To grasp/grab something weakly by your fingers.
3. To grasp/grab something weakly, then have your grasp slip.
2. To grasp/grab something weakly by your fingers.
3. To grasp/grab something weakly, then have your grasp slip.
by grisp August 29, 2005
Get the Grisp mug.A forgettable book that one reads when stuck at a beach house on a rainy day. Although the word comes from the proper name "John Grisham" (modern writer), it now applies to any modern, easily-digestible, forgettable paperback book. Since the titles of such books are equally forgettable, it is easiest to refer to them simply as "a grisham".
BORED VACATIONER #1: Have you seen my grisham? I swear it was right here under the TV Guide crossword puzzles.
BORED VACATIONER #2: No, that was MY grisham. Your grisham is the one with the green cover.
BORED VACATIONER #3: Oh crap I guess I've been reading the wrong grisham for the past 2 hours.
BORED VACATIONER #2: No, that was MY grisham. Your grisham is the one with the green cover.
BORED VACATIONER #3: Oh crap I guess I've been reading the wrong grisham for the past 2 hours.
by Brendie November 29, 2006
Get the grisham mug.The meaty part of the male body, also known as the DICK, or the PENIS or the CHOAD, or the HAMMER, when operated in an attacking manner.
by Dr, James Dillrod October 5, 2006
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Did you see the girl he is hitting on? She looks like a lineman from the Cincinnati Bengals! Good ol' Gristle, he truly has no shame.
by CrackDANCE March 11, 2011
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You may be a Grisby if:
1. People waste full beer cans on you at parties (I.E. throwing them at you as you throw up)
2. You get the birthday bumps when it's not your birthday, but they don't bother catching you on the way down.
3. Someone you regard as a mate suddenly beats you round the face.
1. People waste full beer cans on you at parties (I.E. throwing them at you as you throw up)
2. You get the birthday bumps when it's not your birthday, but they don't bother catching you on the way down.
3. Someone you regard as a mate suddenly beats you round the face.
by Eliza McNurdledon May 15, 2003
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Person 1: Yo man, I heard strange noise last night. You know what it was?
Person 2: Oh sorry man. I haven't you know jerked it for a while and my grism blew a hole threw the wall.
Person 2: Oh sorry man. I haven't you know jerked it for a while and my grism blew a hole threw the wall.
by The Notorious ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ August 11, 2004
Get the grism mug.used in such phrases as "you can chew my gristle" i.e. "if you think I'm doing that, you can suck my cock".
by Mel Howells September 11, 2006
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