Grandma's Rose Garden

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.

Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Pulling a Grandma

The act of losing at billiards (pool) repeatatively by hitting the 8 ball in at the wrong time.

Dude, I keep pulling a grandma.. I'm going to lose so much money if I keep this up.

by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009

Micro penis in grandma booty

If u got that 1 millimeter defeated then do this. First take yo millimeter shlong and take ur grandma, then fuck her in the ass crack so hard ur millimeter ding dong shlong bong dong gong touches her intestines

Gay person 1: yo grandma u wanna do Micro penis in grandma booty?

Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm

by BigAssBallTit March 17, 2022

Grandma's Molasses

The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.

I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!

by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010

grandmas toenails

When you are smoking the reefer and ash blows into your mouth, that ash is known as grandmas toenails

That bowl is cached man, if you hit it you'll get grandmas toenails!!!

by Nicky Fitz September 18, 2008

push grandma down the stairs

Something that robots do

Grandma must be shoved
Grandma must go down the stairs

by King Sa January 15, 2004

Gandom

Gandom is a persian beautiful girl with curly hair. I swear she is the cutest girl you've ever met.everyone loves her and many boys wanna just talk to her but she is so proud.

If there a Gandom in your family or around you, congratulations. You are the luckiest person in the world

by Bettycs August 19, 2018