gopher

a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.

i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.

by that guy August 30, 2003

Gomper

a big sweaty drugged up mess

"oh my god i am one reisty gomper!"

by evile September 6, 2006

gapper

a kook that comes to tahoe to ski from another area or country

ussualy wears neon colored clothes from the 80's
have sunscreen all over there faces
and have a pussy ass accent

"yo did you see that gapper ski by homie"

"yeah lets go spray that fuckin kook"

by fuckallgapers July 31, 2007

gopher

a somewhat round furry organism with a furry nose and a furry rump. they usually break things and fall madly in love with one other organism almost to the point of being psychotic

That gopher must be exterminated

by Zingy May 29, 2004

Gopher

Grade a douche bag.

Ryan Scott is a gopher.

by cutiewitabootie5436 December 28, 2010

Gapper

Verb: To Gapper, Noun: Gapper

Perform a task like a complete and utter fucktard with little or no regard for the outcome.

Accidentally starting World War III:

Oh no! I've just Gappered that up, right royally.

Insult:

You stupid fucking Gapper.

by Schoopy February 23, 2014

gompers

An exclamitory phrase, used by American History enthusiasts. Originionally came from the name of Samuel Gompers, an advocate for the work force in the late 1800's

Guy 1: Dude, I just figured out that my grandpa died...
Guy 2: Gompers!

by Kolya December 20, 2004