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Nick Markham Cock Gobble 

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.
"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

Turkey (gobble gobble)

To tickle underneath a mans ballsack. Usually dont while saying gobble gobble. Usually done between close friends for a laugh. Also see Goose...
Im gonna Turkey (gobble gobble) Jamie In The changing room

Hop and Gobble 

A term used to describe the sexual act of a woman having intercourse on top and finishing the job with a hummer just before the man is about to cum.
A week in Mexico and all she gave me was the Hop and Gobble.
Hop and Gobble by Demian June 28, 2004

turkey gobble 

Whenever a man shoves his balls back between his legs to show someone unfortunate enough to have answered... "No, I haven't seen a turkey gobble."
"Hey, ever seen a turkey gobble?"

Hobble Gobble Swobble 

The act of crushing up any medication up into a line snorting it up and licking it off your face getting all sorts of f*cked eppppp!!!!!
pain killers muscle relaxers and adderall uppers downers anything you can get your greedy little hands on to Hobble Gobble Swobble

Lolly gobble bliss bombs 

An australian carmel popcorn treat that sounds like something dirty.
"Yeah she gave me a lolly gobble bliss bombs."