garkle

A word one uses to emphasize that one has just experienced something extremely awkward.

I was talking to my friend about how I thought my professor was a white supremacist. When I turned around, they had been standing right behind me. Garkle.

by carluger April 30, 2009

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Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.

Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!

Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?

by Adrian Horner July 25, 2007

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glarben

Anything that has nothing to do with anything. An antonym of blargen.

That was all just a bunch of glarben.

by Franky Xenoth November 12, 2006

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Glaikit

Scots term referring to a stupid or inept person

Nicola Sturgeon is is glaikit, I'm so glad she resigned

by UltimateDoge March 20, 2023

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An onomatopoeia meant to represent the noise a female (or perhaps a male) makes during the act of fellatio and takes in more than they can handle (deepthroating, in other words). It can be used in several tenses.

Male: "Baby if you keep sucking me like that I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster for cheddar biscuits"
Girl: *GARK GARK GARK GARK*

"I hope there's chicks at the bar, I'm tryin' to get garked tonight."

"Sup girl, you tryin' to gark?"

"Fuck you, buddy"
"Gark me."

by distresspattern March 11, 2010

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