Glad

The feeling a man has after he ejaculates.

I'm so glad that I feel we should sleep together!

by Ereck Flowers March 17, 2015

Gladius

A short sword used by the Romans approx. 44 inches in length. It was used for stabbing but was pretty good for slashing too. The broad triangular tip shows that it was made for stabbing.

these mindless barbarians will be conquered by the Gladius

by DEATH5089 November 22, 2006

Gladdish

Someone who is kind of glad at something or faking being glad to disguise their jealousy. To be Gladdish is also speak untruths.

"you're so Gladdish" or "you're chatting Gladdish"

by Barbara Bentley June 25, 2009

Gaddafucked

A highly unexpected but deeply poetic comeuppance. Inspired by the ending of the Gaddafi regime in Libya.

"He kept cheating on his girlfriends, but the last one got with his brothers and Gaddafucked him."

by pnweerar August 24, 2011

Glade Pussy

Its when a females vagina smells as refreshing as a glade plug in

Damm Son that hoe had a glamorous glade pussy yo

by willyblunt March 4, 2012

Glade Morgan

Someone who makes girls cum waterfalls. Also he smells like Glade® Air freshener.

They'll "Plug it in Plug it in" if you know what I mean.
Someone who makes girls sway.

That guy is such a Glade Morgan, he made all those girls hot and bothered!

by J.GillWood June 13, 2015

Gladiator Dick

The appearance of your dick after having sex with your girl during her shark week.

Bro she was on the rag, and gave me gladiator dick.

by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016