gentleman grinding

when a gentleman takes the time to go out on the dance floor and grind on his main boo.

"You could tell he's a good guy, he kept pulling my skirt down." "That's gentleman grinding."

pulling the lady's skirt down while partaking in the grind.
asking the lady if she is comfortable with the grind's pace.
fetching a glass of water for your grind partner once finished with the grind.

by jlln November 3, 2013

Gentleman's Cane

a man's genitalia, his penis, his dick, his cock. a more elegant way to discuss your member like gentlemen.

"My, that chap's gentleman's cane is exquisite"
"Are you ready to receive my gentleman's cane in your mouth?"

by Dirty Duck June 5, 2014

Gentleman's Spa Day

It is the act of pampering oneself in a specific way. The usual three "S's" (shit, shower, shave) but with a few things added in. First is masturbating, preferably before entering the shower. While showering ensure you have a can of your favourite beer (if you are a risk taker feel free to have beverages in glass containers) and put on some music (ZZ Top comes to mind). Voilà, a pampered gentleman.

Friend: What did you do this weekend?
You: Well I stayed in on Sunday and had a Gentleman's Spa Day
Friend: Nice

by Katoxxvi September 11, 2016

Gentleman Alcoholic

A man who enjoys a good drink, without the intention of getting drunk. He's the type to drink dark liquors and a good mixed drinks. He doesn't go to parties to get drunk and is generally turned off by it. He respects himself and the drink.

Ron is such a gentleman alcoholic, he's only had one glass of brandy all night.

by Stantislav Zhuravlev March 18, 2017

Gentleman’s Delima

Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.

I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2017

Gentleman's Fart

when a man pretends to fart to create the illusion that a female is not the reason he is spraying air freshener.

Freddy did a gentleman's fart, to keep Julie from realizing the air freshener was for her foot oder.

by st1n3r May 24, 2019

Gentlemans sasuage

Oh yes chump look at that gentlemans sasusage

Look at that gentlemans sasuage

by fadnams October 11, 2019