Geezer

british slang, a term used by young people to say hello to thier respected friends.

howsit going geeza? fancy a pint?
yeh man...
nice one

by matty July 5, 2005

Geezer

An old man who has excessive amounts of dandruff on his ballsack.

Look at that old geezer! I would hate to see him go kudos

by cougar744316 May 24, 2011

gezzer

A gezzer is an older man who frequently laments the size of his shrinking male parts due to inactivity and age.

"Man oh man. It seems the more I age, the more my man-unit is shrinking. I never thought I'd be a gezzer."

by conundrum_replete July 17, 2017

Geez

To "shoot" tiny drops of spit out of your mouth. This is done by contracting the gland that secretes saliva.

Did you just geez on me?

by SykO September 18, 2003

oh geez rick

the words you scream is you are an uneasy Morty

oh geez rick i do not want to put this nutts in my asshole

by steven82 November 30, 2018

Geez

A verb used when you want to do something or want to go some place.
Also used when asking for a go on something.

"We should geez some hot chips"

"Lets geez up to the bus stop, and catch the bus from there"

"give us a geez on ya skateboard"

by mordor master September 24, 2009

retired geezers

Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.

Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".

by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006