by matty July 5, 2005
Get the Geezer mug.by cougar744316 May 24, 2011
Get the Geezer mug.A gezzer is an older man who frequently laments the size of his shrinking male parts due to inactivity and age.
"Man oh man. It seems the more I age, the more my man-unit is shrinking. I never thought I'd be a gezzer."
by conundrum_replete July 17, 2017
Get the gezzer mug.To "shoot" tiny drops of spit out of your mouth. This is done by contracting the gland that secretes saliva.
by SykO September 18, 2003
Get the Geez mug.by steven82 November 30, 2018
Get the oh geez rick mug.A verb used when you want to do something or want to go some place.
Also used when asking for a go on something.
Also used when asking for a go on something.
"We should geez some hot chips"
"Lets geez up to the bus stop, and catch the bus from there"
"give us a geez on ya skateboard"
"Lets geez up to the bus stop, and catch the bus from there"
"give us a geez on ya skateboard"
by mordor master September 24, 2009
Get the Geez mug.Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.
Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".
by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006
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