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Fucks Capacitor

Any device used to get in contact with a man/woman you've have sex with in the past for the purpose of having sex with them again.
"I haven't had sex in awhile, so I fired up my Fucks Capacitor and called Sally"
by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010
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butt fucks

Someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing.
Taking your car to get serviced, and your car comes out worse than going in, because the butt fucks servicing it spent too much time sticking their dicks in the exhaust pipe than looking at the damn car!
by J Herzoy April 29, 2012
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fucksalts

The word fucksalts is both a noun and an adjective. It is in the condition of when extreme anger of self is expressed (i.e. when your boss is pissed as shit at you). Fucksalts can be used to isult them, or to just express ones anger. It can also be used as a non plural noun/adjectivve, or as to call someone a name (i.e fucksalter) Finally, any insulting word (i.e.face) can be combined with fucksalt, as in fucksaltface
1: Boss: Hey Steve... the bussiness finacials are due at the meeting, which is in 5 minutes.
Steve: (after she leaves) FUCKSALTS
2: Person A: DudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDude!
Person b: Shut up you damn fucksalter
by LOLZDUDEZORZ May 13, 2009
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fuckshit avenue

The point of absolute insanity, the loss of all reason and any care about anything and everything. May be reached as a result of extreme anger. Also used to refer to the state the human mind enters when it goes FUBAR under the care of powerful-ass drugs.
"Man, after he pulled that last one on me I was on the verge of fuckshit avenue."

After taking the overdose of LSD, she proceeed to take an hourlong trip down fuckshit avenue.
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Fucksable

Someone who is fucksable is someone who is a good fucker. If you are fucksable you are someone who likes to fuck, and someone who everyone else likes to fuck. Being in the act of fucksability is having a long hard fuck.
Look at that girl over there, she is so fucksable!

Hey, are you fucksable? Because I like a good fucksable girl!
by Jane Doe 926713 November 17, 2013
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I'll fucks wit you

To be willing to fucks with ( or agree to) with a person who is asking you to do something.
I'll fucks wit you- to agree to, a way to say im willing to.

Hey man you wanna go to this party im goinig to tonight?
Sure, ill fucks wit you!

Or

You wanna smoke this blunt with me?
Yeah, ill fucks wit you.
by smittyness 89 February 20, 2015
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Give less fucks

“I’m stressed at work” “ you need to give less fucks
by HeavyDibber March 11, 2018
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