Fuck and Truck

A fuck and truck is when you fuck a girl and leave immediately after without caring.

Jim: What happened to Alex last night?
John: He met some girl and gave her the fuck and truck.
Jim: man he does that at every party.

by Jacman93 October 30, 2010

Fuck Congress

the general feeling of Americans in the 2000s.

"dude, did you hear about this SOPA bullshit?" "yeah, man. Fuck Congress"

by Bernie Crack January 30, 2012

Fuck Coma

A fuck coma occurs when you've been fucked so good you have multiple orgasms and you keep having them even though your body can't move anymore and your energy is drained completely.

"He fucked me so good last night I went into a fuck coma."

by E&JProductions69 December 14, 2013

fuck far

The point diametrically furthest from earth in the universe, potentially only accessed through numerous wormholes and time warps, that is the nearest estimate of the amount Shane loves Suzzanne and vice versa

Shane loves Suzzanne from here to Fuck Far and back....

by SPS67 May 15, 2015

The fuck is this?

Something a butt naked warlord might exclaim upon being bemused at the spectacle of a Mormon missionary suddenly appearing in his camp.

"General, we have an intruder!"

"The fuck is this?"

by doughnuts June 13, 2013

Excuse me what the fuck

The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.

EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?

by Divorce The Bucket August 31, 2018

A lazy fuck

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.

I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

by Ihateyourhatbutimnotgonnatellu April 21, 2019