L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

N.F.T.s

N.F.T.s stands for Not For Trades. Sticker collecters use this word to show that a particular sticker is not for trading (exchanging stickers). Sticker collecters trade stickers when they want something particular from another. Trading is based on quantity, quality, size and fairness. Some sticker collecters have a N.F.T.s page which is a page full of stickers that are not for trading.

"That sticker is a N.F.T.s because I like it a lot"

by iatehsm May 26, 2008

C.R.A.F.T

C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.

Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.

by The-Twitching-Peanut January 12, 2006

F.T.O.B.E.

Finger Tapping On the Brown Eye. Anal stimulation with a finger.

He was very surprised when I tried a little F.T.O.B.E.

by Highwayglitter February 8, 2004

S.A.W.F.T

Saggy
Awful
Wobbly
Floppy
Tits

Damn those tits are so S.A.W.F.T

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

S.O.F.T.

Same
Old
Fucking
Thing

*Also a song title by Elastia.

person #1: How do you do?
person #2: S.O.F.T.

by Shin71 April 21, 2009

Y.O.L.L.F.T

You Only Live Like Four Times

Dude, dontcha know? Y.O.L.L.F.T!

by Draven Mephilés May 16, 2012