April Fools paranoia

When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.

-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!

by original nick April 1, 2013

whole foods

A grocery store which sells foods and items but in a fashionable and kitsch way. Their products are catered for the 20-30 somethings in the US and tend to attract very good looking people who are hippie wannabes.

I'm going to go to the Whole Foods store to eye out some hot girls who are shopping for stupid crap that she could buy elsewhere for cheaper but prefers to shop at Whole Foods because she's dumb and thinks that WF is 'fresher' and 'better' and 'more natural' (false claims) than other grocery stores. The majority of good looking people tend to be easily manipulated to spend more money over fancy claims, therefore Whole Foods is a really good place to find a future hot wife with big boobs trying to find an organic hemp-made bra.

by jeegle March 26, 2010

foodsies

This completely bogus rule where if someone asks you for some form of food and then you ask them for the same thing you're required to obtain this food for them.

The epitome of a craprule.

"Get me a seven layer crunchwrap!"
"how about YOU get ME a seven layer crunchwrap!"
"FOODSIES, you owe me"
"fuck you and 'foodsies' you're a complete idiot"

by specialKandp.mack August 30, 2007

flip-flops

Some of the sexiest shoes a girl can wear, second only to heels. Designed to make a girl's foot look even hotter than it already is. Makes an irresistable sound when slapping against the bottom of the foot. Almost like being barefoot, yet provides minimal protection to the sole of the wearer. Fun to dangle off the toes (and most chicks do)!

Sarah was wearin these wicked sexy black flip-flops today. All the guys were droolin over her feet.

by Jeff676476 February 12, 2006

April Fools' Day

The best day of the year to wear sandals.

Vince: Hey, man, your shoelace is untied!

Diggity Monkeez: Nice try, citizen.

by Diggity Monkeez April 1, 2005

Foobs

Fake Boobs. Boobs that have undergone surgical enhancement, and are no longer real.

That chick has foobs

by Roxtor August 7, 2005

foodslut

a person that eats so much you swear someone's paying them.

they are usually really fat from all that food intake.

the person has no life and has never had sex but starts seeing her food as her boyfriend.

Sofia: ugh Elena is SUCH a foodslut!

by peterisawhore May 6, 2010