fone bone

Male Internet chat-speak asking a chatter to engage in phone sex for simultaneous masturbation.

Hey, bro, you wanna fone bone and jet one out?
Dude, cyber doesn't work for me, I gotta either hook-up or fone bone to work out a nut.
It's so lame when somebody hangs up after they cum during a fone bone before you finish workin' yours out.

by Big NYC Jay June 25, 2008

Fookers

When addressing people on Facebook. Usually people say "Good Morning Facebook", OR "Good night face book", OR "hello facebookers"

So for the lazy few out there, Fookers is a joining of Face Book and ERS... makes for one easy, roll off your tongue simple way to adress everyone with out having to type all those pesky letters.

Good Morning Fookers...
Happy Friday Fookers....

To all my fookers, I would like to say __________

by thedish February 4, 2010

foober

As of relating to somebody being either a: dork, idiot, or all around annoying person.

Stop doing that you foober!

by xavier March 9, 2005

foon

a fart and a moon together. in order to really be a true foon, you have to put your bare ass close to someones face and fart. it just great.

Before my sister woke up this morning, i snuck into her room and bare ass farted right in her face to wake her up. it was quite a foon! thats right, i fooned her good! then i got kicked in the nuts.

by Chocolate bardonkey October 30, 2008

Fooge

Anything you want it to be really, usually derogatory though

That smelled like fooge.

That guy was such a fooge.

Hey man, that was so fooge.

by S. Erb October 18, 2008

Zargel foofer

Somone who gargels dog urin

"Hey! I saw what you did with your dog! you zargel foofer!

by Sumone yov hesard of March 25, 2003

Foobeast

Someone who is a foo (fool) and a beast (someone who's nether regions surpass that of a bears, and it resembles more of a mythical hairy beast). See also Foobear. It can also be pronounced foobeas' in ebonics.

that girl's not a foobear...SHES A FOOBEAST!

by Foobear February 14, 2004