When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!
by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021
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Get the foamingmug. by Nüg October 30, 2020
Get the Foam-upmug. The best type of mattress hands down. Much superior to spring mattresses. Nothing can compare to a foam mattress when it comes to comfort. However when you buy a foam mattress you are also making the statement that sexy time isn't reserved in the bed anymore, this is more of a pro than a con really (vanilla sex = booorinng).
Jane and dane decided to get a foam mattress and did not regret it one bit. However it was impossible to fuck on it, so they did it on the floor instead.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 7, 2021
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by Danese La Johnson June 5, 2023
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