funkeyetis

Sick eye

She had funkeyetis so had to go to the hospital.

by Sick eye September 13, 2017

Funked

The morning after smoking ganjaganja where one feels groggy and tired

I was so funked at brunch the other day I felt like puking.

by TERD SNIFFER December 9, 2017

feuker

Cunt

That is a feuker.

by Cow Poo May 2, 2018

Fukescalles

After your New Years resolution of losing weight doesn’t work out and you gain weight, instead of losing weight you fuckscalles; picking up the scales and throwing them out the window. Normally happens in February.

After cutting calories and going to the gym everyday for a month the woman stepped onto the scales only to discover she had gained weight! She went fukescalles, thank God the dog had already completed his Daily constitution in the back yard early or he would have been killed!

by SadieJean January 18, 2018

Fruke

Another word for hard cider

“Hey kevin what’s alcoholic apple juice called?”

“Fruke.”

by BertsBrother June 11, 2018

Flukelydud

Someone who is flamboyant and full of rare and endless possibilities. They sometimes eat large amounts of food in one sitting, for example: eggos with carrot droppings may be to their liking. They love running on the beach especially next to their best friend and favorite movie character. They tend to be fat but love smelling like fish, and buying fish scented candles to fill the house with certain a kind aroma. They love the scent of old men right after a nice relaxing visit to the sauna. The tend to open their house up to those in this category! :)

Check out that flukelydud over their, they are real Spicy ya know.

by Partygirl43catboy78 July 3, 2018

funkelwad

The little balls of cotton that get caught in your cumsock even after you have washed it.

I went to put on a sock and I got funkelwads stuck to my foot.

by JingleBalls696969 July 21, 2018