Fluido

One normally by the name of Lance, typically homosexual. Fluidos enjoy male porn, anal fisting and Jersey Shore. The term fluido also pertains to a homosexual guido. Though most of them legally change their name to Lance.

"Hey dude, did you see that fluido?"
"Yeah, he's a fucking faggot."

by souljaboy2055 January 29, 2010

Flumsy

It's a flailing clumsy person.

Me-"She was throwing her arms about wildly while making turkey sounds as she tripped over her own feet and fell down the stairs"
Friend-"damn what a flumsy idiot!!"

by ST-1 July 20, 2011

fuck fluid

Sex syrup, love lotion or fuck muck. The lubricants and reproductive juices produced during copulation.

By the light of the full moon, our fuck fluids glistened on our genitals.

by Irritatus Maximus January 2, 2008

lighter fluid

When you fuck someone in the ass during the night and then attempt to fuck them in the ass again in the morning, but the fluid inside could possibly burn your penis.

Jamie tried to give it to me in the butt again this morning, but my asshole was so hot I could have shit lighter fluid.

by kendallandjaime May 29, 2007

flumsiddy

a clumsy fool. giddy at times.

knock it off you flumsiddy flubberjacket!

by skizzerra January 16, 2008

Flished

The act of having cigarette ash flicked into your eye by a total stranger who is talking animatedly with a cigarette in their hand.
Often accompanied by pain, swelling, redness and an outburst of expletives directed at the 'flisher'.
Can be used with all types of smoking implement, including cigars, pipes and illegal substances.

No, it's not a black eye. I was flished at a party last night.

by Squik February 4, 2010

fluid-blur

Talking or chatting without any target and topic of nonsense.

We're doing stupid fluid-blur...shall we go back to our topic?

by Dios de la Violencia February 5, 2010