flesh of the living

A substance that zombies and other undead like to eat.

Beware the living dead, for they rise from the grave and walk the earth once more to eat the flesh of the living!

by Baddius January 15, 2008

fleshmesh

Fleshmesh is also known as nude or flesh colored ladies panty hose.

You could tell Carla was embarrassed when I pointed out that huge run in her fleshmesh.

by FASH1976 September 1, 2009

flesh quilt

when kissing/shagging a girl (normally outside) and you put her on top of you to keep warm.

"broseph, wheren't you cold?" "nah bra i had my flesh quilt"

by Briceman January 11, 2010

Flesh trumpet

Term used for ones penis

"See that girl over there?"
"Yeah"
"She plays the flesh trumpet real good"

by f_t March 4, 2010

Flathanite

Northern Irish word that means when one forgets to do an obvious task.

Oh flathanite I cannot believe I forgot to lock the door.

by StevOibiza April 8, 2011

flesh mattress

anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top

I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.

by ezpei April 18, 2014

flesh helmet

When you tightly stretch your ball sack across a woman's forehead, while she pinches the actual balls, and you masturbate with goat cheese

Kinky bitches love the flesh helmet

by mad bagger February 21, 2015