Viet Cong Flapjacked

Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.

My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!

by Seezar Sewickley November 28, 2017

flapjacks

Money, dollars.

I got to stop by the bank and get some flapjacks.

by geneparmesean August 21, 2010

Flapjackup

What happens when flipping flapjacks (pancakes) and one partially lands on top of another.

Oops! When turning the pancakes I had a flapjackup.

by John and Cora Allen August 21, 2005

flapjacked

When your're wiping your ass, and you check the paper to see if you're clean. It's look clean but a flap of the toilet paper folded over the poop. So you get up and go about your day thinking you're clean. Then you get home and see that your underwear is ruined. You got jacked by the flap. You got flapjacked.

*taking off clothes after a long day* *sees stain in underwear* Oh man! I must have gotten flapjacked.

by SpartanCinema March 25, 2016

Flapjack

When you Fap and Jack off so hard that you make yourself a nice Flapjack.

Damn you mustve had a flapjack, you look exhausted

by pollo122 December 11, 2018

flapjack

The striking of the upper, inner thigh region with an open palm. Striking as close to the genitalia as possible without making contact.

Corey was being a real pain in the ass, so when he was sitting down I flapjacked his stupid ass. Now that asshole has my handprint on his thigh.

by Timmy Thomkins November 19, 2006

flapjack

Having or pretaining to a flat white ass.

Damn Paul, get your flapjack's out my face.

by Josh February 8, 2004