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Surprise Falcon

start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercourse the man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.
Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood
by surprise baby March 30, 2009
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Falcon

The act of jumping into a weather balloon, untying it from where it was, then jumping out and hiding under a box in the garage.
a: Dude! We were looking all over for you! Where the fuck did you go?
b: Haha I pulled a falcon and was in the garage the whole time!
by iloveyou123456 October 15, 2009
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flaccid

"my penis is flaccid" - dan
by anotheralice May 29, 2018
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Falcon Munt

Comes from the term Falcon Punch and munt. When someone is about to munt (vomit) they scream Falcon Munt! as loud as they can, and attempt to munt in the most impressive way they can (ie, uberprojectile).
Dude, watch this - FALCON MUNT!
Omg dude! That was awesome!
by M-ASS O-Camp07 December 14, 2008
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sewer falcon

lowest caliber woman at the bar, most likely she will be trying to pick you up but you will probably be too drunk to realize it, common is the line "will you take me home", they prey on guys who are extremely beligerent who under normal chances would not give them a passing glance
I cant believe Kraus took that sewer falcon Christina home last night
by Sonah Jmith January 9, 2009
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flaboa

A feeling Deeper Than Love. Physical,Mental, And sexual togetherness. Somthing That can be felt in less than a day, or slowly built within years of Love.
I love you so much i had to make up a word for what i feel....flaboa you Adam!
by James Ross October 25, 2006
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Falcon Drive By

Capt Falcon's final smash in the popular video game Super Smash Bros Brawl.

Capt Falcon calls forth his car, the Blue Falcon, and if you get hit he does a drive by on your sorry ass.

This is also the only final smash in the game with a separate animation.
(Capt Falcon gets the smash ball)

Falcon: C'mon!

Player: Falcon Drive By Biatch!!
by damawesome February 19, 2009
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