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Filthy Beyblade 

like a Mexican Lawnmower, but the anal beads are in the dick. The goal is to pull the beads hard and fast enough to rip of the entire dick and have it spin on the floor, just like a beyblade. Unlike a Mexican Lawnmower, this process requires no waiting to complete.
My Homie wanted some CBT, so I recommended the Filthy Beyblade since he liked beyblade as a kid
Filthy Beyblade by lord of egg December 17, 2019
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Filthy Milkshake 

When a girl has sex with more than one person within 24 hours so their sperm mixes like a milkshake.
Doctor: "Who's the dad?"

Person: "I'm not sure. I had a Filthy Milkshake."

filthy sewer 

Typically said by Drill Instructors in the 60s and 70s when a recruit speaks and nothing worthwhile comes out of his mouth.
D.I. “Johnson, the first thing out of that filthy sewer better be yes Drill Sergeant!!!”
filthy sewer by L.T. Columbo June 22, 2021

filthy nasal 

a sexual act. where the man sticks his fingers in the womans anus then jams his fingers up her nose so the woman smells poop all day.
bob gave sam a filthy nasal. then she smelled shit all day.
filthy nasal by tyler mudge December 28, 2007

Filthy Uncle Fester 

Combo Backfire Blumpkin and Dirty Sanchez.
Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.

Filthy Dirty Flicky Douglas 

The act of putting your feet behind your head and having somebody flick your balls, with anybodys 2 thumbs up your ass.
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"Why you walkin so funny dude?"
"Colin gave me a Filthy Dirty Flicky Douglas last night while I was doing my stretches"
"What a filthy dirty bastard"

filthy filth 

Filthy filth is filth so filthy you want to blind yourself.
When Trevor found Scott's cache of "Pedophile And Shaved Goat Magazine", he screamed "Filthy filth!", and tried to gouge his eyes out.
filthy filth by scodder June 29, 2010