by ken69 January 27, 2009
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I was late for our date because I was stuck in the shower trying to get rid of a god-awful load of Devil's Fiberglass!
by Somebody Else December 29, 2004
Get the Devil's Fiberglass mug.A very real, painful, debilitating illness that should not be in any way joked about. No one should have ever included a definition of it on this website meant for jokes.
Fibromyalgia is NOT A JOKE.
There have been definitions posted that display the stigma that real sufferers deal with. Fibromyalgia is not an excuse not to work. It is being in so much pain and suffering such heavy fatigue, as well as a slew of other symptoms like stiffness, depression, headaches or migraines, dry eyes, incredibly sensitive skin, and many more. The pain is widespread and feels like the deep muscle aches from the flu, growing pains, shin splints, stabbing, burning, like your bones and veins hurt, and more.
900,000 known Canadians suffer from this and 10 million in the U.S.
There is no cure and no adequate treatment. It takes most people a long time to get diagnosed. It is not itself a fatal illness. The danger is the risk of suicide from suffering constantly with no relief.
What’s written in some of these definitions about sufferers being hypochondriacs, bogging up the medical system, or complaining about ‘normal aches and pains’ that others work through are wildly false. It is harmful for this kind of stigmatized information to be available for anyone to read, spreading the stigma that seriously affects lives.
Fibromyalgia is NOT A JOKE.
There have been definitions posted that display the stigma that real sufferers deal with. Fibromyalgia is not an excuse not to work. It is being in so much pain and suffering such heavy fatigue, as well as a slew of other symptoms like stiffness, depression, headaches or migraines, dry eyes, incredibly sensitive skin, and many more. The pain is widespread and feels like the deep muscle aches from the flu, growing pains, shin splints, stabbing, burning, like your bones and veins hurt, and more.
900,000 known Canadians suffer from this and 10 million in the U.S.
There is no cure and no adequate treatment. It takes most people a long time to get diagnosed. It is not itself a fatal illness. The danger is the risk of suicide from suffering constantly with no relief.
What’s written in some of these definitions about sufferers being hypochondriacs, bogging up the medical system, or complaining about ‘normal aches and pains’ that others work through are wildly false. It is harmful for this kind of stigmatized information to be available for anyone to read, spreading the stigma that seriously affects lives.
Amanda has fibromyalgia. She lives in constant pain all over her body and never wakes refreshed. She has tried everything she can to get relief. She is a hard worker and loves working, and it kills her to not be able to have a job. She found the horrible definitions posted on this website for her illness and is furious. She wants anyone laughing to know that the cause of fibromyalgia is not yet understood. This could happen to you or someone you love. And with that attitude, this illness will eat you alive.
by PJSparkles88 March 6, 2019
Get the Fibromyalgia mug.A person who claims to be a Libertarian, but would be the first to clamor for the comforting arms of "Big Brother" if he or she actually had to live in a truly Libertarian society.
This 'Fibertarianism' is usually a cover for removal of income taxes and to allow repressive state governments to enact backward and oppressive legislation without fear of being thwarted by a more reasonable, mainstream federal government.
This 'Fibertarianism' is usually a cover for removal of income taxes and to allow repressive state governments to enact backward and oppressive legislation without fear of being thwarted by a more reasonable, mainstream federal government.
by kamariech January 7, 2009
Get the Fibertarian mug.Fibromyalgia is a disease for the bone idle malcontents to screw money from the government in the form of disability. All Karen’s have it and all Sharons wish they had it.
‘Oh I cant move out of bed today to send little frogmella to school, I have fibroflares from my fibromyalgia’
by Peenus5000 February 3, 2020
Get the Fibromyalgia mug.when a sufferer of Fibromyalgia cannot remember information - bad memory is blamed on Fibro-Fog as the illness also affects the memory.
by FrankieGlam April 27, 2014
Get the fibrofog mug.A sequence of numbers described by a guy named Leonardo from thirteenth century Pisa, Italy. The sequence starts with a zero or 1 and shows up unexpectedly in patterns all the time in math, computing, and nature. Pascal's triangle several centuries later when added diagonally added up to - guess what - this. The Fibonacci sequence can be found in the perfect spiral of flowers, shells, and waves in nature, hurricanes, the proportions of the human face and body, galaxies in space, comprises the golden ratio in architecture, and has applications in everything from audio/sound, chemistry, to population genetics, and predicting stock growth.
When describing a person, a Fibonacci is someone who is brilliant, interesting, and 'magical'. They are able to connect things. They are both left and right brain, and probably use a much higher percentage of their brain than most humans, if they are in fact, human. They are also the kindest, nicest most incredible human beings on the planet, if they are even from here. Fibonacci is the guy or girl who will always beat you in 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon, in like 2 moves. They can see the connection in everything. Usually found with at least one of more other Fibonaccis, so if you find a cluster, you will basically fucking die.
When describing a person, a Fibonacci is someone who is brilliant, interesting, and 'magical'. They are able to connect things. They are both left and right brain, and probably use a much higher percentage of their brain than most humans, if they are in fact, human. They are also the kindest, nicest most incredible human beings on the planet, if they are even from here. Fibonacci is the guy or girl who will always beat you in 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon, in like 2 moves. They can see the connection in everything. Usually found with at least one of more other Fibonaccis, so if you find a cluster, you will basically fucking die.
girl1: Barkeley is a total hippie love fest omg he's so nice and smart and I love him so much and I want to die.
girl2: yeah he's a Fibonacci
girl3: namaste
girl2: yeah he's a Fibonacci
girl3: namaste
by firefly's light August 10, 2017
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