festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

Festicious

1) ambiguous or vague
2) persistant
3) aggressive
4) whatever the context in which you ar espeaking calls for

"George, stop being so Festicious."

by George Dubois July 4, 2005

fattie

A dip of chewing tobacco, preferably grizzly mint.

Lets go fill up with gas so we can put a huge fattie of grizz mint when we take a dip cruise

by grizzblue29 April 26, 2008

fattius bumstickius

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.

whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius

by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003

festical

another word for a festival. the origin is a mistyping of festival but it led to the creation of an even better word!

Person A: I'm gonna go the mighty boosh festical in july.
Person B: should be sweet!

by The Bolt June 10, 2008

fattie bag

a big ol' bag of weed.

"Hello."
"Hi, want some pot?"
"Sure."
"Okay, five bucks for a fattie bag."
"Gee, mister thanks."
"Anytime, dimples."

by moooooonutts August 3, 2006

festibal

1. Devinian slang for "moron" or "idiot."

2. A mentally retarded human or animal.

"Dick Cheney mistook his friend for an animal and shot him on a hunting trip!"

"That's silly! What a festibal!"

by Devin J. Green January 8, 2008