Velcro faces

When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.

Yeah he has a wife, but can she play velcro faces with him?

by PlayOnPlaya May 17, 2018

fuck faces

people who love to slag off other schools bc they think it’s funny when it’s clearly not

‘ oi those people who slagged off our school are right fuck faces ‘

by btspavedthewaydont@me April 20, 2019

Fakest of the Fakes

Eduardo

WOW !!!! YOU'RE SO FAKEEEEEEE!!! The fakest of the fakes!

by ad247 January 1, 2019

Facespace

A combination of Facebook and Myspace. When the person is simultaneously on both sites.

Person 1: What you up to?
Person 2: Oh just on Facespace

by SerifeC October 5, 2008

Faestar

The awesomest girl on H*R.net (homestarrunner.net)

Faestar posts smart riddles in the riddle thread

by Hooooomsar June 8, 2003

Facesnoop

To pry into other's lives via social networking sites.

Is Fiona in a relationship? I don't know, I'll Facesnoop her.

by NikiMwa May 24, 2010

melting faces

Melting faces describes the action of a boot camp instructor or personal trainer whose ability to influence the body and mind is so powerfully hypnotic that you could literally keep moving until your face melted right off your skull.

client1: how many more reps do we have to-
Instructor: Less talk!!! More push!!! Let's see some melting faces!!!
client1: Aaaaaghhh, I'm meltiiiiiing!!!
client2: Ahahaha, she's mel- oh, WTF, I'm melting toooooo!!!

by savvy_savant August 6, 2010