Fellatious

A combination of fellatio and humorous. When you can’t stop laughing while you give a blow job.

If you watch stand up on while you fool around, you may end up with a fellatious partner.

by Faster Redhead November 19, 2023

Fellatio

The act of sucking dick

A Prostitute performed fellatio on me last night

by WeDalt dlril November 21, 2023

Failationship

A short, ultimately meaningless relationship. Defined by its failure or inability to work out. These relationships typically last only about a week to a few months. And burn out quickly for any myriad of reasons. They are technically real relationships, but their status as being "doomed to fail" is what cements them ultimately as a "Failationship"

You can only really tell if a relationship is really a "Failationship" after it's ended.

"Oh man, Katie and I broke up. . ."

"Really? You guys were only together for like 2 and a half weeks."

"She just told me she was tired of "Beating around the bush" and that she should've known we would never really work out"

"I told you this was gonna be a failationship."

by Suffin7421 January 3, 2025

Fallatokenism

A specific form of meta-fallacy that involves seeing logical fallacies everywhere in an opponent's argument as a primary mode of engagement. Instead of grappling with the core points, the Fallatokenist treats the debate like a fallacy scavenger hunt, yelling "Straw man!" "False dilemma!" "Slippery slope!" at every turn. This tokenistic spotting of fallacies becomes a shield against genuine discourse, reducing complex argumentation to a childish game of logical "gotcha."

Example: "Every sentence in the discussion was met with 'That's a red herring!' 'That's a hasty generalization!' After ten minutes, no progress was made. She wasn't arguing; she was just Fallatokenism-ing, using fallacy names as token counters to avoid actually thinking about the topic."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

fellatiosophy

Ones own philosophy regarding the act of oral stimulation of a phallic object - usually Male genitalia ..

Don't assume 🤪

Got my PhD in fellatiosophy!
Highest level of throat goat

by HunterSMontana010921 September 4, 2025

Automotive Fellatio (auto fellatio)

auto fellatio redefined. In short, receiving a bj in the car.

Automotive fellatio (auto fellatio): READ ABOVE DEFINITION

by NGFWROTETHIS November 22, 2011

Facebook Fellatio

An insincere "Like" or comment of approval in order to please a friend.

A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.

by DaisyHawk September 6, 2013