Someone is is super nice at first but is actually really selfish and/or evil, and just wants something from you. Don't blame yourself, you are just one of their many victims so it isn't your fault. They leave a bad trail of footprints and it bites them in the ass in the end and they are never happy. "Just Desserts"-type people. I don't understand why they can't just be the person they pretend to be so nobody gets hurt. Very superficial and materialistic. They usually dress super nice too and are too perfect. Watch out!
Also see narcissism.
Also see narcissism.
That guy was overly polite and nice and then he turned out to actually be a huge fake person. What a waste.
by Tingle Likes Rupees February 16, 2017
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same as fuck love.
not what anyone needs.
give up the fuck love for real love.
find someone who makes you want to give real love rather than fuck love.
not what anyone needs.
give up the fuck love for real love.
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While listening to a podcast or any other audiomaterial hearing the twitterific-, mail-, ichat-, adium-, skype-,
or whatever notification sound from one of the podcasting people and thinking it's a sound from your own computer
– but it is not.
It's related to notification paranoia.
While listening to a podcast or any other audiomaterial hearing the twitterific-, mail-, ichat-, adium-, skype-,
or whatever notification sound from one of the podcasting people and thinking it's a sound from your own computer
– but it is not.
It's related to notification paranoia.
Paul: "Everytime I'm listening to the RebelFM podcast I hear my mailprogram receiving new mails, but It didn't."
Mary: "So you fall for a fake notification?"
Paul: "Wait a sec, I heard a bird tweating"
Mary: "So you fall for a fake notification?"
Paul: "Wait a sec, I heard a bird tweating"
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Dude 1: META!
Dude 2: METAFACE!!
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Dude 1: META!
Dude 2: METAFACE!!
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