Skip to main content

fingel

A fingel is a picture that was taken from such an abstract angle that the person in it looks nothing like themselves.
Wait that doesn't look like me at all ! This picture is a total fingel !!!
by Rinipini June 14, 2011
mugGet the fingel mug.

National Finger Your Girl Day

National finger your girl day is a great and joyful day that is on October 12. Usually you finger her that eat her out. If you have a girlfriend and she doesn’t let you finger her then you should break up.
Guy: Hey Babe guess what day it is.
Girl: What?
Guy: National finger your girl day so get down and spread those legs.
by Lil_Alian_Dick October 9, 2019
mugGet the National Finger Your Girl Day mug.

balloon finger

The tenderness in one's fingertip and fingernail that results from inflating and knotting a large number of balloons.
Helping set up for my nephew's birthday party gave me a wicked case of balloon finger.
by Anna LeStache May 11, 2010
mugGet the balloon finger mug.

North Korean Fingercuffs

when 2 women are fucking each other with a double-headed dildo and 2 dudes are fucking the 2 women in their respective assholes.

Variance: Add a double headed dildo for the dudes and you got yourself an Escher (as in the his Ascending and Descending lithograph).
Last weekend was crazy, me and Booger pulled off the North Korean Fingercuffs with these 2 crazy bitches.
by The Rev31 July 23, 2011
mugGet the North Korean Fingercuffs mug.

No Finger February

A challenge where in the month of February you need to remove all of your fingers.
hey dude, are you participating in No Finger February?”
“sure, pass the knife
by luna_gbc February 1, 2020
mugGet the No Finger February mug.

fiange

Pronounced "fee-ahn-gay"

When a man who is very effeminate and an OBVIOUS closet case homosexual is engaged to be married to a woman. At times he may not be gay but act JUST metrosexual enough that you could SWEAR you smell a hint of cum on his breath. If he was heterosexual, he would be her fiance, but since the probability is high that he likes dick too... he is better titled as her fiange.

The woman in this farce of a relationship may be aware of this, she may be oblivious to it, or she just may not be bothered by this because she is sleeping with her co-worker/friend's husband on the sly.
Setting: An office cube somewhere...

Female Co-Worker: Hey, did you hear that Bob & Stacey are engaged!?

Male Co-Worker: (laughs) Oh... you mean "en-GAY-ged"?

Female Co-Worker: Huh... I don't get it?

Male Co-Worker: What!? Are you blind, deaf, or should I just call you Helen Keller? Bob is as queer as a picnic basket in January! Lispy ass voice, and that swishy, prancy walk of his. I think he may even wear women's jeans.

Female Co-Worker: Well, how could Stacey and him have been together for so long if he's gay?

Male Co-Worker: Because, you moron, she is sleeping with everyone's husbands around here. Bob is her fiange... kind of like a fiance except were all pretty sure he likes dick as much as she does... I mean, come on, if she was getting her needs taken care of by Bob... why would she be sleeping with so-and-so's husband?

Female Co-Worker: Wow... maybe you're right!

Male Co-Worker: Duh!
by That'll teach you! January 22, 2007
mugGet the fiange mug.

Finger Burner

Noun; The roach of the blunt that burns your finger while you smoke it. You are most likely too keyed to feel it until moments later, then you scream and drop/flick the Finger Burner to its final destination. Your gonna have to pinch the FB to avoid getting hurt. GOOD LUCK.
Man-Dude 1: "Fuck I hope I don't get the Finger Burner this time around"
Man-Dude 2: "Yep, dem Finger Burners do sting ya and leave a mighty stank"
Man-Dude 1 "Yikes, i got the Finger Burner again!"
by TRAPHOUSEBOOMIN December 27, 2010
mugGet the Finger Burner mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email