Red Light Express

The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected

Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"

Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."

by Always L8 July 11, 2010

carlsberg export

An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly elderly ladies, will do anything to stop it crossing the border, including pushing the lorry drivers down the cellar stairs.

Carlsberg Export is so good the danish don't want it to leave.

by TV Boy June 19, 2005

Estes Express lines

Company that cans folk for bs reasons.

Jim "joe you are fired for trying to park your in the lot"

Joe " aw shit I just had this job for one day."

Estes Express lines because we can fire you

by mopar December 1, 2009

Exponential Chili

Chili with a flavor that improves exponentially in relation to the time it spends in the fridge.

Lisa: Aaron, this chili is even better than it was yesterday!

Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.

by A-Haron January 8, 2010

Expired Douchebag

Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.

KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"

Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."

by MadMorsel August 19, 2013

explore my guts

When your penis is so big, it hits a girl’s stomach, she’ll say this in substitution for blatantly asking for sex.

You gonna explore my guts tonight?

by hisaddiction November 28, 2017

expresso for my depresso

this is a horrible feeling. this is when you absolutely hate everything that is happening in your boring life. so get some expresso for your depresso. and don't worry i have some depresso too!

guy 1 - what's wrong?
girl 1 - i don't have any expresso for my depresso

by sexymom101 February 26, 2019