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Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.
KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"

Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."
by MadMorsel August 16, 2013
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