Michael East

A dumb cock sucking faggot who likes big black boners in his mouth. He shoves dog dick up his butt every night to the soundtrack of Lion King. He is also known for robbing all the kfc's.

Michael East? That Faggot put a dick in his butt! Said Travis.

I know he is so gay right? I heard he sucks dick for money! Replied Chris.

by Michael East August 27, 2014

Toby east

a gay cunt who knows nothing and very lazy

Toby east is gay

by minecraftgamer124 June 17, 2018

Maine East

It’s where freshman thots came to exist

Senior Guy 1: I’d hit that

Senior Guy 2: Same here🤤
Regular Guy: But she’s a freshman from maine east

Both Senior Guys: SO??!?!?!?!!?!?

by Yeegirl March 13, 2019

Dutch east indies

A Dutch colony that existed from 1800-1945. It was in the modern country of Indonesia.

The Dutch east indies existed only 76 years ago!

by Cochlea April 23, 2021

Bestie Eastie

(n): A best friend (usually online) who lives on the east coast of the United States

Person 1: Yo who's that dude you been talking to?

Person 2: Oh it's my bestie eastie, they live in South Carolina!

by Rye] December 1, 2021

Kanye East

Big black man with big fucking god damn balls that you just want to choke on

me and Mark Kanye easted yesturday I almost choked on his big balls

by adrian23 May 6, 2022

[CB East High School]

A secondary school located in Bucks County, PA. The typical student who attends CB East is rebellious, egotistical, bitchy, and just a plain asshole. If you don't have many friends, participate in class, or not outgoing/good-looking, your not cool enough. The teachers at this school secretly hate the majority of the CB East students; therefore, they fail them on purpose and blog about the students in their spare time. Mid-aged female, single teachers are looking to score with the hot-headed moron-of-a-head principal. The Head Principal walks the halls and views all the girls as simply eye-candy...heads up ladies!! stay out of THAT office! The reputation people have at CB East, are shady, shallow, slutty, skanks, scumbags and superficial.

"I am dumping you because you go to CB East High School."

"I couldn't graduate CB East High School because the Head Principal doesn't like me...and I am a guy =P"

"My English teacher at CB East High School, blogged awful things about me and my handicapped brother."

"Do not go to CB East High School."

by yourXworstxnightmare26 December 20, 2011